Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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