Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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