Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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