sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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