The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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