Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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