You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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