is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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