: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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