VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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