I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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