No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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