So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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