Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Randomize
