Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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