I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm just crazy horny about you
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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