dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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