Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
They are going to name an STD after you.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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