I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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