the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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