anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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