Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I think im going to throw up on grandma
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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