It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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