the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
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