just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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