blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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