oh god the rape fog is back!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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