Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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