I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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