You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You ruined the universe
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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