She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
This is my gift to your gina
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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