you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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