AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine