If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B