so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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