i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
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he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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