I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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