The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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