How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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