You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I have already put on my inside pants.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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