STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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