Don't you send me to vm
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Randomize
