I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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