This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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