Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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