so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
