i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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