You're a womanizer and a bitch.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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