Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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