do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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