He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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