You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
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Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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