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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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