Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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