They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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