My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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